A view of the world through clear glass and a slightly hazy mind.
An unexpected journey. Springwatch. Unless you've spent the past week down a mine shaft, you would be hard pressed to have missed the unseasonally warm weather. And judging by the number of photos on social media, everyone in the country has been out enjoying the...
News is emerging of an incident at a make-up factory.
A disgruntled worker attacked managers with a tiny brush, leaving black marks all over their bodies…
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At The Writers Cycling Time-Trials today, there were mixed results for the Plagiarists team.
With members taking both first, and last place…
Just watched two women in short skirts, flashing their knickers and shouting “Whore!” at each other for an hour.
Wetherspoons? No, Wimbledon.
The next meeting of the Predictive Text Appreciation Society will be held tomato in the town hell.
I’ve just started the latest Hollywood. Today, I had gluten free bacon, dairy free beer, and no added sugar on my sausages.
End single use – use a bag for life
A place for everything and everything in its place
The top 3 excuses for not completing a task are
NATURE (n) The self-replicating sustainable system dismantled to create a manmade temporary alternative.
Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream – Marketing masterclass – the art of patronising one’s patrons.
Salad cream is dead, long live salad cream. What's in a name? The decision by Heinz to consider changing the name of its 'Salad Cream' to 'Sandwich Cream' is somewhat perplexing. They claim that a name change is appropriate because the name no longer...